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Steven.

Single. Seriously.

The most eligible Steven yet.

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Steven smiling in a black t-shirt

Designed for real life.

Every feature you’d want. A few you didn’t know to ask for.

Steven in front of the Colosseum at night

Travels well.

Rome, after dark. Still smiling.

Steven in a hoodie outdoors by a lake

All-weather.

Trail-tested outdoors. Mountains, lakes, and weather that did not cooperate.

Steven in a black suit

Dinner-ready.

Right out of the box.

Steven in a vest holding a rifle in the mountains in Afghanistan

Army veteran.

Afghanistan, 2007.

Steven smiling, chin on his fist

Always on.

Smile included at no extra charge.

Pro features. Standard.

Built on years of real-world testing.

6′4″

Pro height. Reaches the top shelf in a single motion. Industry-leading hug coverage.1

Military-grade.

Army counterintelligence. Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2006, and Operation Enduring Freedom, Afghanistan, 2007. Detects nonsense in milliseconds.

3

Daughters. Family plan included. They are the best part of the package.2

On air.

Studio-quality voice. A host and content creator by trade. Tells a story like it.

Tech specs.

The details, without the fine print. Mostly.

Dimensions
6′4″, 225 lbs, muscular frameFits standard doorways, barely.
Model
41Latest version. All previous bugs fixed, mostly.
Coverage area
Middle Tennessee
Carrier
U.S. Army counterintelligenceOperation Iraqi Freedom, 2006, and Operation Enduring Freedom, Afghanistan, 2007
Speaker
Host and content creatorVoice engineered for long conversations.
Processor
B.A., Political Science and Public AdministrationMaster of Theology
OS
Christian
Bundled accessories
Three daughtersNon-removable.
Battery life
Dad jokesUnlimited. No off switch.
In stock
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